The next two to three years

The Josephite will emerge from his box sometime in the next three years (by January 2025) and more likely in the next two years (by January 2024). After his emergence he will perform a small restoration and then go away to his hidden kingdom land. Later he will return and perform the infinitely larger restoration of all things.

The small restoration concerns the things of the modern age, from the beginning of the United States in the 1770’s to the point of his emergence from the box. All things during this roughly 250-year period will be restored and vastly improved, leaving the world in a golden age.

However, to accomplish the small restoration, many things we currently have will be either altogether destroyed, altered or replaced by the Josephite, such as the following:

  • Marriage. The state will no longer be a part of marriage except to recognize it, but it will only recognize heterosexual unions. All same-sex unions will be undone. Plural marriage (polygyny) will be legalized. Men will be able to marry on their own authority, without needing permission from the state or a priest, and have as many wives as they want. Men will also be able to divorce on their own authority and according to their own terms, without state involvement.
  • Birth control. Contraceptives will no longer work and fertility will skyrocket. The Josephite will increase the human population of this planet exponentially by causing all sexual relations in which insemination occurs to produce offspring.
  • Children. The scriptural concept of “the children of men” will return. Upon divorce or separation, the children will remain with the father, not the mother.
  • Public education. The Josephite will demolish all public schools and also any school receiving public funds. New and improved educational material that will make all the former teachings obsolete will come from the Josephite to the rest of the world, so that everyone will have to go to him and purchase his courses to receive the updated information and training. He will thus re-teach and re-train the entire world in correct principles.
  • The right of women to vote. The Josephite will abolish this right. Only men will have the privilege and duty of voting. It may also be that only men will be able to hold political office.
  • Abortion. The Josephite will not allow any baby to be aborted worldwide. A tit-for-tat curse will come upon the land so that anyone who assists or makes an attempt to abort a baby will die, instead. Within days of the curse’s implementation, the practice of abortion will cease throughout the entire world.
  • Circumcision. A tit-for-tat curse will go out so that anyone attempting to circumcise a boy or girl will be prohibited from doing so and have their own genitals mutilated, instead.
  • Taxation. No government will be able to tax its own people. Everyone will be able to keep the full amount of what they earn. Excise taxes, laid upon imported foreign goods, may still be allowed.
  • Fiat money. The Josephite will restore precious metal money to the world and make all government fiat money, including cryptocurrencies, nonexistent. Goodbye paper money, credit cards and Bitcoin. Gold and silver certificates will still be available.
  • Digital technology. Almost all digital technology will be destroyed. There will be no more Internet, no more digital phones, no more digital television, or digital satellites, or digital music, or digital radio, or digital images and photography, or digital movies, or digital computers, or digital video games, etc. This means that this digital LDS Anarchy blog will also be gone three years from now. Every image created digitally or printed out digitally, will become blank. This will wipe out the pornography industry overnight, as well as every magazine, such as comic books, that use digital technology to produce their products. All movies made digitally will become blank images. Every film that incorporated CGI effects will no longer show those effects on the film. This digital curse will make it impossible to keep a record of anything that is or has been digital, so that all data that has at any point been in a digital format will be erased. The only functioning electronic equipment left on the planet will be the old analog systems. After the “digital apocalypse” has finished, the Josephite will proceed to replace the non-working digital technology and the old analog technology with a perfected form of analog technology and rebuild the world technologically from scratch.
  • Man-made laws. All laws everywhere will be altered by the Josephite to make them just and impart the rights and privileges to men that belongs to them. He will do this by destroying the ink that makes up the offending words. Whatever law or wording does not measure up to his standard will no longer exist in the books, nor in any photocopies of the books, nor even be able to be written in the books. No matter how many law books you look in, you will not find them there.
  • Marxism, communism, socialism, feminism, etc. The Josephite will destroy all these things, which are just shadows of the end-time beast kingdoms. He will also destroy all other shadows, excepting only his own shadow (Mormonism).
  • Covid-19 and its variants. This invisible scourge will end upon his emergence from the box. Just as the Josephite went into a box, so the whole world went into a box at the end of 2019, becoming locked down by their governments due to their response to this Coronavirus. The world is still in that box, but when the Josephite emerges from his box, so will the world emerge from its box.

All these changes and many more will be coming upon the world beginning in the next two to three years. Additionally, all the old stuff of the last approximately 250 years will be brought back and fully incorporated into society. The Josephite will also make real the many things that men simply imagined or designed and desired to create, but were never able to:

And then shall the second angel sound his trump, and reveal the secret acts of men, and the thoughts and intents of their hearts, and the mighty works of God in the second thousand years—

(D&C 88:109)

This small restoration will be a test run for the Josephite (to practice restoring things), will destroy the times of types and shadows and will allow the end times to officially begin. It consists of him taking full control of the entire world and remaking it in his image, so that he is now happy to be in it. It will only be a 250-year restoration because the Josephite, being a modern man, will only restore the portion of history of which he is familiar. So, we are nearing the very end of the current age.

What I expect over the next two years

The Josephite should remain boxed in for the next two years and then emerge in the beginning of 2024. In 2022, I expect him to start to be powered up in stages. If so, then we should start to see repercussions happening outside of the box as things happen inside of it. In particular, the Sun should react to his empowerment within the box. Solar activity, then, should greatly increase during 2022 with corresponding effects felt here on Earth.

I do not expect him to receive any more empowerment in 2023. Instead, I suspect he will get a certain amount of power during 2022, but not enough to free himself from the box, and then he will practice using those powers during the year 2023, while he is still boxed in. After a year of practice, I expect he will then use his faith to cause his full powers to cascade into himself and then bust out of the box at the end of 2023 or at the beginning of 2024.

Both the receipt and exercise of power within the box should, I believe, cause external effects (outside of the box). This means that if all hell breaks loose over the next two years and the Sun and Earth go absolutely bonkers, I will take that as a sign that the destroyer has finally got some power and is starting to use it.

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