When April conference comes along
and LDS are singing song,
and if the earth be quaked and trembled
and the conference center fall
upon GA’s which are assembled,
causing members to appall,
remember I was first to tell
some details of that coming hell.
I say this not to cause alarm—
the exact time I do not know—
but if next month will be the harm
well, then, at least I told you so.
Okay, so now you are apprised
so that you will not be surprised
if all of what I have surmised
shall end up being realized.
Prose note: I will elaborate on the above when the opportunity to write another blog post, again presents itself. I just felt that I needed to publish this prior to the April 2010 general conference in case I am not able to give a full exposition before then. Here’s hoping that the urgency I felt in publishing this post was not inspired…